Once you like capybaras, your life is hopeless. You can only cry pig tears at the kiwi fruit on the screen, and watch dolphins eating grass and shit every day. You will live a relatively failed but actually successful life. In life, failure is because there is no way to take the coconut pig home. Success is because I recognize your taste. A person who likes capybaras can't be any worse no matter how bad he is!

Capybara~
[Capybara] Capybara Gate! When you are ignorant, you slander capybara. When you are sensible, you understand capybara. When you are mature, you follow capybara. In your fantasy, you become capybara! If you believe in capybara, you will use it as a guide for lost ships on the endless sea of night. The big sun, the strong wind blowing in the scorching sun in the summer, the bonfires extinguished in the biting cold wind in the winter! Domon Gate! Amitabha Dolphin! My Dolphin Rice Cake!
What I have in common with capybaras
Like to be in a daze and cope with all changes without change
Too lazy to move every day
I can let others carry me
Never go by yourself
Most of the time is spent looking for food
A desperate mental state
Live or die
I can remain motionless
Look at them motionless
A person who loves capybaras
How could it be any worse?